brainless

If you are considering going about your day brainless, listen first. I don't recommend it. I have been sneakily trying it on myself now for a couple of days (at least) and let me tell you: it is difficult. I'm not sure if I am supposed to have coffee, so I do. Then I remember that I meant to quit and give in one more time to that caffeinated call of nature just one more time for good measure. Then I look around me hoping that something will jostle my memory as to what it is - which part of my invisible list of tasks - I had intended to focus on just at the moment. Then I attempt to fool myself that I have found it and give a feeble but symbolic effort to complete that task.

There has to be a better way! If anyone finds a brain on the loose, most likely wearing a scarf, as that is one thing I adhere to almost religiously, please send it on its way. I figure if it wants to come back, it will. I wouldn't want it to resent being with me again!